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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket