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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs