Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.