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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs