Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.