Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

King Jokes More King Jokes

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.