Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.