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What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.