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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.