What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.