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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away