What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.