What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?

A croaksman!