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Optometrist Jokes

How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One? Or two?

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this... or better like this

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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Two of my favorites are:

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What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Regard Jokes More Regard Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow