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How does an optometrist make love?

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

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What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?