How does an optometrist make love?

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.