What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!