What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants