What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

They've had little use.