What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Transplant Jokes More Transplant Jokes

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant