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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.