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What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Transplant Jokes More Transplant Jokes

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

They've had little use.