Transplant Jokes

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

They've had little use.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

Who is jay?

And why are they always mocking him

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.