Transplant Jokes

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

They've had little use.

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Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Jay Jokes More Jay Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

His biance

Jay Z Jokes More Jay Z Jokes

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Delivery Jokes More Delivery Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.