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A transplant.
A transplant
Transplants
They've had little use.
America
Because Jesus saves.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".
Hae girl Hae
Feyonce.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:
The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
Tsar Napoleon.
He needed more Elba room.
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
