What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.