What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!