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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.