What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.