What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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The jury store

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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!