Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight