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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.