The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
Disappointed.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
Because it was too cold out tide.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
Her mother leaves.
Alaska my mummy!
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife