The former owner of a Note 7
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
He heard it was finger licking good.
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Take notes.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Because the owner entered the correct code.