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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you