What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.