What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.