What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.