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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7