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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire