Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What's a cat's favorite firearm?

A meowser

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.