Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7