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Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!