Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.