What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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A tourist.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.