What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.