What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.