What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Which one do you like/hate?

217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild