What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United?

A triangle has three points

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

Expose Jokes More Expose Jokes

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant