What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Which one do you like/hate?

217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.