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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Expose Jokes More Expose Jokes

Which one do you like/hate?

217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!