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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.