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What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.