Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.