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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

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What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

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What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.