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Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.