Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!