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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string