What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.