What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.