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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.