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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!

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What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm