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How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.