How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

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What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!