Al Gore Jokes

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common?

It's Al Gore

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

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How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms