Big Fan Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

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What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

What's Al Gore's dancer name?

Algorithm.

Wind Turbine Jokes More Wind Turbine Jokes

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Justin Beiber Jokes More Justin Beiber Jokes

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.