How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips