Drum Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

What are instructions?

Correct.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Conundrum Jokes More Conundrum Jokes

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.