Drum Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!