Drum Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause they had a weigh in the manger.

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

Pdf Jokes More Pdf Jokes

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe Frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive