Instruction Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.