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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).