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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.