What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What's up with black people?

They're not black... And they're not people.

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!