What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!