Anne Frank Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Who's there! Beck! Beck who?

Beckfast of champions!

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Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Where do burgers go when they die?

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Because people are dying to get in!

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The hide and seek champion.

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Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!