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Anne Frank Jokes

What was Anne Frank's middle name?

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

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Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$?

They were Holo-costly

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What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Concentration Jokes More Concentration Jokes

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.