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Concentration Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a mix between holiday poultry and a ghoul?

A gobblin.

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

It said "concentrate" on it!

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Carton Jokes More Carton Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!