Elbow.
He had elbow-a
Because it's humerus.
Narrator: "Elbows"
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Me: With my elbows
Toothpaste.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
Because its humerus!
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
Nothing, dogs can't speak.
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
Because there are eyes everywhere!
Guy: 34C.
Chasing parked cars.
You have an oxident.
Ted Cruz
Use zodiac signs
Because he felt his days were numbered.
Because they are light.
