Elbow Jokes

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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Humerus Jokes More Humerus Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

Funny Bone Jokes More Funny Bone Jokes

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.