Elbow Jokes

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call s'mores in Spanish?

S'mas

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Where's the cake?

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.