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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Scissor me timbers!

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She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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You may fist the bride

Who's there! Bride! Bride who?

Bride and Prejudice!

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