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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.