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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!