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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.