Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel