How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.