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How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What's Shia Labeouf's favorite kind of choral arrangement?

DUETS

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.