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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

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What did the motivational speaker say to the duct?

You conduit!

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.