At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers
He was a Mets fan.
They both choke when it really matters.