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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Who wins the election?

America.

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.