What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

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What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.