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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham