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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham