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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham