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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Asian President Jokes More Asian President Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

4 Hour Jokes More 4 Hour Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours