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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

How often did the Asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

Asian President Jokes More Asian President Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

4 Hour Jokes More 4 Hour Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours