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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Asian President Jokes More Asian President Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

4 Hour Jokes More 4 Hour Jokes

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours