Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country?

M'Laysia

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

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Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours