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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin