What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.