What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.