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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.