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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.