What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.