What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary