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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

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What's the most sought after ball in Biopsy Bingo?

B9

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank