What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.