Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains