Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Whats a frogs favourite game?

It's croak-et!

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.