Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Whats 2 + 2?

A math problem.

Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.