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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

What do you get when you cross........ the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.