Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.