How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em