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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em