What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!

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Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner