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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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Wave to him!

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Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!