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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

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What do the French call 4/20?

80

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

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What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.