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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.