Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it