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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.