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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.