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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D