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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.