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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...