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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.