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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.