What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...