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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.