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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

Why is an Irish funeral cheaper than an Irish wedding?

There's one less drunk.

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.