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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?