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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!