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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What is the difference between a horror fiction writer and a disabled physicist?

Haw

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?