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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Christina Ricci.

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She choked.

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What do the French call 4/20?

80

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.