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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.