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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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Because he will always fold.

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Cheers, mate.

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We don't know, they've never tried it.

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A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

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Morgan.

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.