Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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The latter represents people that win.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What do we do now, Pierre

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Civil War

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)