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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Who wins the election?

America.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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How do you say "I surrender" in French?

Bonjour

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision