Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.