Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.