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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

Handsfree

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.