Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War