Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.