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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)