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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.