What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.