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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"