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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.