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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place